PORNHUB TRAFFIC CRASHES

No. 33

Chris Sexton | Midway, Tennessee

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it's 2031. pornhub traffic crashes after people discover being witnessed slowly by someone who actually cares is more orgasmic than consuming bodies like vending machines with a blue light screen against your face at midnight. tinder gets replaced by neighborhood dinners where we accidentally fall in love while washing dishes together. cities with big trees are always better than parking lots. wonder is classified as a gateway drug to awakening. we’re all addicted to seeing someone’s passionate poetry leak through crooked teeth and tear streaks and that little-demon-gremlin-laugh-snort that scares away fear itself. wrinkles are back in style. lovers spend late nights carrying poetry in their back pockets like loose cigarettes. children learn emotional regulation from grandparents gardening barefoot. spotify collapses after our shadows start forgetting about attention. the suicide rates drop like dead leaves off a tree finally getting watered. and… surprise surprise… the sex is better too.